Week One Recap
The Pickled Peppers defy projections, and Tea Bags New York Spiders in a 92.48-55.74
Heavily-Armed Lemurs Ass Blasts Defending Champ Coastal Camel Toes in 126.48-68.37
Latverian Locos Gives Prince Albert to Deadcruisers, 94.98-81.82
Matt's Man-Spiders fall short of projections, getting a back alley prostate exam from House Hush, 85.36-76.8
Regulators come up limp and gets One Man Buck-Akee from SHHFFL n00b All for Me, 76.87-70.
Despite top scorer Brees, SF's Backstabbers get Pirate Eye from SHHFFL n00b Capn's Mighty Things in 90.33-89 battle.
The Butterflies Butt Hammer The Incredible Hulks in 103.86-101.65 battle
The Hobbit Brigade, under new ownership, DP's The HH Jabronis in 95.67-77.45 win.
WEEK One STANDINGS
Teams in BOLD are currently in a playoff position
Timely Division
4. The Pickled Peppers - 1-0-0 (W1)
6. Capn's mighty Things - 1-0-0 (W1)
10. SF's Backstabbers - 0-1-0 (L1)
16. New York Spiders - 0-1-0 (L1)
National Division
3. Latverian Locos - 1-0-0 (W1)
8. All for Me - 1-0-0 (W1)
11. Deadcruisers - 0-1-0 (L1)
14. Regulators - 0-1-0 (L1)
Gold Key Division
1. Heavily-Armed Lemurs - 1-0-0 (W1)
5. The Butterflies - 1-0-0 (W1)
9. Coastal Camel Toes - 0-1-0 (L1)
15. The Incredible Hulks - 0-1-0 (L1)
Fawcett Division
2. The Hobbit Brigade - 1-0-0 (W1)
7. House Hush - 1-0-0 (W1)
12. The HH Jabronis - 0-1-0 (L1)
13. Matt's Man-Spiders - 0-1-0 (L1)
X = Clinched Play Off Position.
Y = Clinched Division.
Z = Clinched Bye