The Wrestling Thread Is Like A Sexy Piñata...A VERY Sexy Piñata! - Part 237

[Dr. Evil]

22 spots in the Rumble have been spoken for

that leaves 8 open for.....whoever

Samoa Joe
Tye Dillinger
Finn Balor
Kurt Angle
James Ellsworth
Tyler Bate

 

[DarthSkywalker]

I am confused. The show is 4 hours, but there are only 4 non-Rumble matches. Even if the entire Rumble last 90 mins, the other matches still have a good 2 hours.

 

[WereCoyote]

So I out track of time and missed the preshow. Who won the Nia Sasha match. I see that Gallows and Anderson finally won the title.

 

[TheCommissioner]

Nia won, short match but good

good win for Nia Jax

 

[DarthSkywalker]

So I out track of time and missed the preshow. Who won the Nia Sasha match. I see that Gallows and Anderson finally won the title.

Jax won.

 

[Dr. Evil]

It wasn't like Sasha got squashed or anything, she held her own.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

It wasn't like Sasha got squashed or anything, she held her own.

She got pretty squashed, though the leg injury is a nice excuse for it.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Raw set. Booo!!!!

 

[TheCommissioner]

Bayley dressed like the Early 90s threw up all over her

 

[Dr. Evil]

Sorry, The Hugster is not winning the title tonight. She'll win it at Mania.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Bayley dressed like the Early 90s threw up all over her

And it works. t:

 

[TheCommissioner]

And it works. t:

exactly, its a good look IMO

also I like the weight that Charlotte has put on in the past few months

 

[Pink Ranger]

Bayley dressed like the Early 90s threw up all over her

**trying to find a way to flip this into a joke about Tammy Sytch**

 

[Dr. Evil]

Is it too early for me to hope for a Charlotte-Asuka match down the line? Especially if the latter is booked as unpinned and unsubmitted in NXT?

 

[TheCommissioner]

**trying to find a way to flip this into a joke about Tammy Sytch**

you can do it, we believe in you

 

[Keyser Soze]

Is it too early for me to hope for a Charlotte-Asuka match down the line? Especially if the latter is booked as unpinned and unsubmitted in NXT?

I was just about to come here and post the same thing. As much as I might wanna se Sasha or Bayley dethrone Charlotte, I'm starting to think an undefeated Asuka VS a "never beaten on PPV" Charlotte a Flair could be the real money match. Maybe Asuka wins the Rumble this year.

 

[TheCommissioner]

oh good lord

picture perfect elbow drop there

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Asuka needs to go to Smackdown when she is finally called up.

 

[WereCoyote]

**trying to find a way to flip this into a joke about Tammy Sytch**

How about she looks like Marty Jeanette and Tammy Sytch's illegitimate love child?

 

[Keyser Soze]

Asuka needs to go to Smackdown when she is finally called up.

I want all my NXT faves to go to Smackdown when called up, where they might be used better. But I also know Raw will be itching to nab the hottest acts. So long as Samoa Joe ends up on Smackdown I'll be happy.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

They are really going to make me wait for Wrestlemania...

 

[TheCommissioner]

Charlotte bleeding

kinda hot

 

[WereCoyote]

Crap, I just can't pick a women's title match this month.

 

[Dr. Evil]

I want all my NXT faves to go to Smackdown when called up, where they might be used better. But I also know Raw will be itching to nab the hottest acts. So long as Samoa Joe ends up on Smackdown I'll be happy.

Samoa Joe may end up there if rumors of his WM 33 feud come true.

 

[WereCoyote]

Corey Graves and his _______________ might be champion forever call.