Up to 200 "superheroes" are currently operating in the US

[StorminNorman]

Ummm ok

You can be my side kick

 

[uchiha_itachi]

i may....actually have to become a super villan now....

 

[SoulManX]

You can be my side kick

Maybe this person should be your sidekick

 

[cookiva]

I want to dump them all in the Wild 100s Southside of Chicago or Queensbridge NYC at 2 AM and see how super they really are....

YES!!!

 

[Matt]

This is kind of sad. Firstly, they aren't superheroes. They are kids and dellusional adults. Second, if they tried to actually perform heroics, they would them themselves killed. Third, am I the only one who thinks these dorks calling themselves heroes is insulting to real cops, fire fighters, soldiers...etc...y'know, the real heroes?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Up to 200 "losers" are currently embarrassing.

 

[Showtime]

I am on that site.

 

[Logan's Runt]

Showhero.

 

[Showtime]

Showsuck

 

[Logan's Runt]

Showtrue.

 

[Prison Mike]

This is kind of sad. Firstly, they aren't superheroes. They are kids and dellusional adults. Second, if they tried to actually perform heroics, they would them themselves killed. Third, am I the only one who thinks these dorks calling themselves heroes is insulting to real cops, fire fighters, soldiers...etc...y'know, the real heroes?

Agreed. And no you're not the only one thinking that. It really is insulting to people who are ACTUALLY helping.

 

[Prison Mike]

Yes, how pathetic are people when they feel the need to pick up trash, help charities and volunteer...

let me guess, you're one of them?

 

[moraldeficiency]

Agreed. And no you're not the only one thinking that. It really is insulting to people who are ACTUALLY helping.

I don't know if I was a cop I think I'd find them hilarious. I'd send them on "special undercover missions".

 

[The Lizard]

I'm personal friends with Hummerwoman and her sidekick ****girl.

 

[Prison Mike]

I don't know if I was a cop I think I'd find them hilarious. I'd send them on "special undercover missions".

so in other words, you wouldn't take them seriously. You would just send them on a wild goose chase just to mess with them. I would too. It's sad and hilarious that they think they are actually helping.

 

[Dope Nose]

I'm personal friends with Hummerwoman and her sidekick ****girl.

pfft! who isn't friends with ****girl?

 

[moraldeficiency]

so in other words, you wouldn't take them seriously. You would just send them on a wild goose chase just to mess with them. I would too. It's sad and hilarious that they think they are actually helping.

No, I'd send them on "secret missions" that would entail my chores. Staking out my drycleaners, checking for drug dealers at my favorite mexican restaurant, then just for kicks I'd send them to every gay pride event in the city.

 

[Immortalfire]

Awesome!

 

[Antonello Blueberry]

These real life heroes all seem to have a MySpace account:
Geist
http://www.myspace.com/superhero_geist
Entomo
http://www.myspace.com/entomotheinsectman
And if you check their friends they're mostly RLH

 

[Brick]

"I've dumped garbage cans over crackheads' heads, I slam their heads against the wall, whatever it takes"

 

[Matt]

They're probably like Dog the Bounty Hunter where they talk about how these "villains" are dangerous and it is a life and death situation, but then you find the "villain" and he is a 90 pound meth addict huddled in a corner sweating and crying.

 

[Sandman138]

Come on, this guy is a true super hero.

 

[terry78]

I don't like to throw around the phrase mentally ******ed too often, but...

 

[strikezone89]

very cool article

 

[The Geek Vault]

Well their hearts are in the right place right? Also can't you be arrested for some of that stuff?