Once in college, my roommate dragged me to a dinner a local church was having. He promised it "wouldn't get religious at all", and I figured a free meal is a free meal for a poor student such as myself. But in order to get to that meal, I had to sit through a three-hour lecture from a youth pastor about the dangers of promiscuity, alcohol and drugs. I thought I was just getting some lasagna, but instead I'm watching a PowerPoint about STIs and being asked to commit to a youth group that meets every Thursday. So, I understand Bo's reaction at the end. I didn't think you could see someone cringe through full armour, but I felt that.
I would also like some travel biscuits.