My brother and I are not fans of this movie
Spoilers:
1. It started off ok, but after Tony decided to announce his home address, things got ***** really quickly. I can never understand the logic of keeping Pepper inside the house..... Tony: "Where are you going?" Pepper: "Oh, I'm just traveling for a bit until the TERRORISTS GOES AWAY!!!!!" Tony: "Nah, it's cool babe, nothing bad will happen." Guess what happens? THEY INVADE HIS HOUSE. Then they all act surprised that they did.
2. Why does Tony constantly use a prototype? He knew it sucked, the audience knew it sucked, the bad guys knew it sucked, even Pepper thought it sucked (nah, the last part isn't true
) and yet he STILL uses it.... Don't tell that he didn't have time; he CHOSE the ****ing suit over his best ones.
3. I never found a lot of the jokes funny.... AT ALL.... I found some that made me chuckle, but I find that a lot of the joke stem from the fact that MK. 42 sucks. That thing keeps on crashing like EVERYWHERE. Ok we get it.... Ok we get it.... All right we get it! GOD DAMN IT WE GET IT!!! IT'S THE WORST SUPERHERO SUIT EVER!!!!!
4. Villains were bad. I never cared for the war veterans.... They deserved to die. I never felt sorry for a single one of those S.O.B.s, and the only thing they showed us about them is an obscure clip.... Those guys are bullies in grown up's bodies. I fact, my favorite scene in the movie is when Iron Man kills one of them in the most painful death possible.
5. The main villain thing.... Jesus.... Killian was like disabled, but when he found a solution to his disability and became rich, all he could think about is to get revenge on Tony Stark for leaving him alone in the cold..... DUDE! Revenge is for suckers (especially the way you're doing it)! In fact, one of the weakness of the Extremnis is that it could over heat! Get like some professional help from scientists or something and move on with your life!
6. The Mandarin thing... In the movie it was set up with this redneck dude. I have mixed feelings about him in the first place, but I was not happy with his schizophrenic. The last straw was with him turning out to be an actor... Doesn't help that he doesn't even know what's really going on! When it turned out to be Killian, it really didn't matter much anymore. Your chinese tattoos don't mean squat, when the said villain is something that's already established!
7. That kid. I think he had two good moments, but I hated him nonetheless. Kid needs to learn personal space. Especially when he knows Tony has PTSD.
8. The characters were useless. Pepper did nearly nothing in the movie (injecting her with that Extremnis thing only proves the villain's stupidity), that scientist chick turned out to be useless since she worked for the bad guy but ended up being killed. Rhodey doesn't do anything significant in the movie until the mid-end part and even when he did, it wasn't much.
9. That sharpnel thing almost had no purpose. I mean, yeah, it did show sometimes, but it doesn't shut down like it's supposed to. It's also supposed to be a reactor for the suit too. There ya go folks, Iron Man 3 just contradicted the series without explaining anything about it! The worst part is the surgery thing.... Huh? Why didn't he do that in the other 2 films?! It's the thing threatening his life! Now the movie went, "I decided to remove the thing that threatened my life because I feel like it!" DSGASGASRGA<RAR>ARARG!!!!!!!!
10. I don't understand the limits of the Extremnis.... When get some people surviving explosions, but die by impalement. And people dying by explosions, but survive impalement? I dunno....
11. Why is Bruce Banner here? Your appearance was nothing but a ****** cameo, NEXT!
12. The PTSD thing. I liked the idea, but the movie decided to drop it just because the kid said so. It's only mentioned by a joke. That is not how you relate to people who has PTSD. Typically, the road to recovery is a long process. In Iron Man 3, they end it with something that Tony Stark did the entire time... MAKING THINGS! Yep.
13. Why didn't he used those suits before?! It would've helped when you were getting your but kicked by three helicopters! It would've made your journey easier! People will try to make the excuse that they were trapped, but these guys were equipped with repulsor blasts, missiles, and other armories! One of them even looked like it can punch through any type of walls! What the **** Tony?!
I can think of a lot more, but I'd be dragging it out for too long.
My bro and I would give it a 4.5/10 It's stupid fun at best, but an overall terrible film.