Part III (Spoiler Thread)

[OtherwiseKnownAs]

Oh boy, we're gonna get a story about Obi-Wan's brother somewhere down the line.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

You knew your "birth" mother too, in RotJ.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Obi-Wan makes it sound like he really wanted to shag Padme right there.

 

[OtherwiseKnownAs]

Freck! I trusted you!

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Cthulhu is an *******.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Freck! I trusted you!

Just like Uncle Owen always said, never trust a species with too many tentacles on their face.

 

[Snow Queen]

Not civilized now, are you?

 

[DarthSkywalker]

All this blaster work from Obi-Wan makes me want to watch a finished versio nof Crystal Crisis so much!!!!

Also, why does Obi use a lightsaber? Apparently he's better with a blaster.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Goddamn are these stormies dirty. Take some pride in your armor, boys.

 

[Snow Queen]

All this blaster work from Obi-Wan makes me want to watch a finished versio nof Crystal Crisis so much!!!!

Also, why does Obi use a lightsaber? Apparently he's better with a blaster.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

I hope you are all ready for the 6 issue mini-series on this Rebel spy.

 

[OtherwiseKnownAs]

At least half of all Imperials are actually spies.

 

[OtherwiseKnownAs]

Quinlan name-drop!

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Quinlan name-drop!

I can't wait to watch him die!

 

[DarthSkywalker]

All the lightsabers have the ANH bubble strips.

 

[OtherwiseKnownAs]

Jeez!

Vader just snapped that boy!

 

[Slick]

You know that Stormtrooper wife leaving him for his best friend and then he gets shot and sliced in half on a laser gate…. Man talk about bad luck.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Boss ass Vader is always a good way to win me over.

 

[Slick]

This episode is hitting right in the feels tho.

 

[Snow Queen]

Force neck snap, damn.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Send Leia out! She's punk him!

 

[DarthSkywalker]

The red lenses!

This might feel really EU, but at least it's really good EU right now!

 

[Slick]

That Barney sound alike mother ***ka. See I knew he couldn’t be trusted.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Finally going to use that lightsaber of yours, Obi?

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Finally turned it on!!!!

Now just duel wield with Anakin's!