Civil War The Official Captain America: Civil War News & Speculation Thread - - - - - - - - - - - - - Part 22

[Doctor Octopus]

Black Panther just look so perfect. My 2nd favourite new suit after Spider-Man.

 

[Mike5575]

Stark: We're good right?
Thor: *Stares blankly*
Stark: Right?
Bruce: *dissapointed head shake*
Cap: *awkward face*
Stark: Come on guys, wasnt that bad.
Starlord: I'm not even from this planet and that sounds bad.
Drax: I do not get how War could ever be Civil.
Stark: Well we can all put that aside for us to defeat Thanos right? Right?
Spidey: Sure, just promise not to start a war with Thanos over whether or not aliens should legally be able to enter the Earth.


Everyone: OOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!
Thor: I just faced Surtur the Demon of Fire and I still cannot comprehend such a burn.
Doctor Strange: As a Sorcerer Supreme, I can casts spells to banish god like entities...but I can't help with that burn! *laughs*
Starlord: My element gun couldn't generate enough water to help that. Haha!
Groot: *chuckles* I am Groot!
Rocket: Ha, all the armor he owns couldn't protect him from that one buddy! *snickers*

[These Are Just More Burns With More Characters]

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Panther: I could lace his armor with Vibranium and he'd still feel it. Haha!
Stark: It's not even that funny!
Hawkeye: I have Ice Arrows now if you need it.
Scarlet Witch: Doubt he saw that one coming. *smirks*
Stark: Oh-haha. Quote neither did your brother.
-Silence-


Bucky: I was trapped in cryogenic frozen stasis, Cap was trapped in Ice. And I speak for both of us when say that's cold man.
Stark: I'm sorry, I got carried away.


Spidey: It's fine Tony, as long as we keep it Civil and you don't pass any laws on jokes.
Everyone: DAMN!
Daredevil: I'm blind and I see the world as if it were all red on fire. So right now Stark is outshining the sun with those burns.
Luke Cage: I wish I could lend him my unbreakable skin!
Vision: I couldn't even phase through burns like that.
Stark: AGH!


Captain Marvel: *Touches Ear Piece* This is Carol Danvers to SWORD, we have a code salty here.
Nick Fury: *steps out of shadows* Sorry, I Stark's getting hit with so much fire I thought he needed a SHIELD.

Coulson: I could send you to TAHITI to heal, it's a magical place. Of course I think these burns are permanent!
-Everyone shocked Coulson is alive-
Everyone: OHHHHH!
Thor: Son of Coul came back from the gates of Valhalla to enjoy your suffering! *laughs*
Stark: Oh haha! Are we just gonna ignore the fact that there is a supremely powerful genocidal alien coming to kill us?


-Black Widow Shrugs-
Widow: I don't know, are we gonna ignore the Accords?
Spidey: That's one for the Spiders!
Ant-Man: Make that one for the insects. A million Fire Ant's couldn't come close to burning him this much.
Gamora and Jessica Jones: Ladies too! Stark: Listen here Underoos, you started this.
Spidey: The joke or the Civil War?


Iron Fist: I faught a dragon to gain my power, yet I can't imagine if the dragon had burns like this.
Punisher: That's too much punishment, even for me. Haha!
*Thanos Lands In The Room, Everyone Is Shocked And Backs Away*


Thanos: Tony Stark...Iron Man...I was watching from across the universe with the gems. And I kinda feel sorry for you so I'm gonna give you all a headstart. Or is that against the law?


Everyone +Thanos: OHHHHHH!
Spidey: BROUGHT THANOS INTO IT!

Stark: Screw you! I'm gonna go work on our plan!*leaves*


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*Watching On A TV Screen From The Foxverse*
Deadpool: Yikes, too bad they don't own Ice Man, hell I'd lend him my healing factor for that one.


I'm sorry guys. I write when I'm bored.

Wait, what about The Inhumans? What would Black Bolt say?

Or maybe he would just laugh at all the jokes.

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