I meet up with Brie at some hipster restaurant joint/
She wears huge sunglasses, gucci sandals, a giant bag with her name on it. I wear a black leather jacket and a white tshirt that has Christopher Nolan bowing down to Quentin Tarantino.
Brie: Is that leather?
Me: Uh, I guess, I bought it from a thrift store, vintage, kinda like Brando use to wear.
Brie: Do you know how many animals died for that?
Me: Nope.
Brie: Well, let me send ya a link of this animal screaming.
Waiter: What can I get ya today?
Brie: I'll have the only vegan thing on the menu.
Me: I'll have that a steak...extra bloody.
Brie: Do you know how many animals died for that?
Me: Nope.
Brie: Well, let me send ya a link of a baby cow dying screaming. He will have the same as me, thank you.
I notice Gal Gadot in the other table/
Me: Yo! Gal...Whatcha got there??
Gal: A cheeseburger and chocolate cake!
Me: Please share!
Gal: Come sit down.
Brie: What?
Me: I just want to take a moment to reflect on the other table with Gal. You're a legend tho.