Superhero Cinematic Civil War - Part 58

[DarthSkywalker]

So I'm of the belief that people defended Black Adam because its success would lead to more Superman and the JSA.

It also plays into the DCU narrative and the idea of a Snyder return. You really get that with the edgy pre-schooler mentality.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Eh. I honestly don't really care about the Rock at all outside of the confines of if he is in the thing I am watching at that moment. Same with 95% of all celebrities. But I do think this movie is like....kind of a waste of time to focus energy on. It isn't good, it isn't making money, and no one really cares about it. So, why waste energy on it? I say use that energy on things that matter

That's cool. But a lot of us find it funny that he's taking this in the manner he is considering all his bluster. And it isn't really a waste of energy. It's the fun scrolling I do between cleaning and writing.

 

[Spider-Fan]

So I'm of the belief that people defended Black Adam because its success would lead to more Superman and the JSA.

Probably. The Snyder crowd have been trying to will it into existence. I expect the Cavill thing to still happen, but the Snyder thing won't.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Probably. The Snyder crowd have been trying to will it into existence. I expect the Cavill thing to still happen, but the Snyder thing won't.

See! INTERESTING!!!

 

[Spider-Fan]

See! INTERESTING!!!

Not overtly, lol. Yeah, the post credits saw him come back, but the drama around his current status is separate from the very boring movie I just watched. It was just such a nothing burger and I will probably not watch it again or think about it in like....2 hours

 

[flickchick85]

Eh. I honestly don't really care about the Rock at all outside of the confines of if he is in the thing I am watching at that moment. Same with 95% of all celebrities. But I do think this movie is like....kind of a waste of time to focus energy on. It isn't good, it isn't making money, and no one really cares about it. So, why waste energy on it? I say use that energy on things that matter

Being entertained is hardly a waste of energy. And Dwayne’s behavior has been faaaar more entertaining than the movie he just pooped out so I say keep it coming, Dwayne!

 

[Sithborg]

At this point, I care more about Foggy and Karen than Fisk. I think it is insulting to boil down the series to just those two.

 

[Ninjablade]

I just watched the first 10 minutes of Black Adam that they posted on YT. Yeah, I have no desire to sit through that ugly garbage in it's entirety.

 

[Snow Queen]

I just watched the first 10 minutes of Black Adam that they posted on YT. Yeah, I have no desire to sit through that ugly garbage in it's entirety.

But now you'll miss the The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly scene.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Being entertained is hardly a waste of energy. And Dwayne’s behavior has been faaaar more entertaining than the movie he just pooped out so I say keep it coming, Dwayne!

 

[DarthSkywalker]

I just watched the first 10 minutes of Black Adam that they posted on YT. Yeah, I have no desire to sit through that ugly garbage in it's entirety.

You haven't lived until you seen steroid head Rock on a little kid's body.

 

[Ninjablade]

But now you'll miss the The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly scene.

Surely there isn't a scene more disgusting to look at than this slave scene.

You haven't lived until you seen steroid head Rock on a little kid's body.

Huh

 

[Snow Queen]

Surely there isn't a scene more disgusting to look at than this slave scene.
Huh

It's basically this.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

I would like to apologize to all anime video creators out there...

 

[Ninjablade]

It's basically this.

This just unlocked some deep memories of the jump scares I got in the morning before school when I turned the tv on to see this.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

This just unlocked some deep memories of the jump scares I got in the morning before school when I turned the tv on to see this.

George Lopez is all time, and Carmen is the #1 sitcom crush.

 

[Kane52630]

I would like to apologize to all anime video creators out there...

 

[DarthSkywalker]

So I went looking for Black Adam gifs on Tumblr, and outside of one set of Cavill this is all I could find from today:

Not a good sign for Bald Adam.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Except now far more successful because they replaced Batman with Bald Adam.

 

[Ninjablade]

George Lopez is all time, and Carmen is the #1 sitcom crush.

MODOK could never

 

[Lily Adler]

This just unlocked some deep memories of the jump scares I got in the morning before school when I turned the tv on to see this.

He has a new show now. Time to face that trauma head on.

 

[Snow Queen]

MODOK could never

I have a shocking amount of memories of a movie I have not seen since I was eight that I watched through a pair of cardboard 3D glasses included with the DVD.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Look at that hairline. It's going to be Bald Adam vs. Super Hairpiece, direct to HBO Max:

 

[Lily Adler]

Look at that hairline. It's going to be Bald Adam vs. Super Hairpiece, direct to HBO Max:

He's turning 40 soon. Be nice.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

He's turning 40 soon. Be nice.

Maybe he should've taken that into consideration when he said yes to the ugly curl to go with that widow's peak.