Its worse than he knows. The CIA has made tiny C4 grains of rice and scattered them across Republican states. The birds eat it, the centrifugal force created by the windmill spins the bird about and the c4 rice and the birds stomach acid mix into a highly unstable form of nitroglycerin which then spreads through the birds circulatory system turning the bird into a bomb, the birds then fly over the solar farms which heats the bird up making the explosive avian even more destructive, the birds which are also being controlled by nanites that were in the grains of rice then begin seeking targets to dive bomb.
There's word also that the CIA is using gay frogs as mobile land mines.
These are truly frightening times.