The SHHFFL IX Season...

[JewishHobbit]

Holy ****!!!! I think Alex won the Division!!!!

Doesn't feel right with me and SF going back and forth all season to be outsted in the last week.

But honestly, my season fell apart once Darren McFadden got hurt. That's when my (what was it, 7 game winning streak?) dropped. Before this week I was 1 out of my last 5 games I think (though I could be remembering that wrong). Fortunately McFadden is close to playing again and I'll need him in the playoffs. Hopefully I just got my losses out of the way during the regular season.

 

[ComicChick]

wow... this is the week that my team finally decided to show up

where have yall been the past 2 months

 

[Themanofbat]

Results from this year's Rivalry Week with team rivalry records in brackets...

Alex's Warriors (2-0) 132.16 Zaxby's Big Zax Snak (0-2) 71.24
The Hobbit Brigade (2-0) 125.18 SF's Backstabbers (0-2) 110.57
Poeman's Cookies (2-0) 131.41 The Butterflies (0-2) 99.29
The Pickled Peppers (1-1) 146.17 Daisy's Dukes (1-1) 121.75
Mindless Minions (1-1) 164.06 Heavily-Armed Lemurs (1-1) 141.65
W'sOrNothing (1-1) 151.94 Matt's Man-Spiders (1-1) 132.88
Coastal Camel Toes (1-1) 127.17 Regulators (1-1) 116.58
Gotham Knights (1-1) 130.40 Dickie Simpkins (1-1) 72.22

 

[Matt]

I needed four points from Lynch and JAckson combined. They gave me thirty +. Of course, this is the week that Seattle's defense decides to be elite.

Story of my season. I have a good week, my opponent has a great week. Not to make excuses but I have the third highest amount of points scored against me and a **** load of injuries. Oh well, always next year.

Good game Wieg and good luck in the playoffs everyone.

 

[Themanofbat]

Ok SHHFFL fans... the results for Rivalry Week are in the previous post, so let's look at the Final Standings (barring any Yahoo numerical updates)...

The following teams in bold are in the playoffs.
The playoff seeding is in brackets.

Timely Division

Alex's Warriors 10-4-0 (2)
SF's Backstabbers 10-4-0 (3)
The Pickled Peppers 9-5-0 (4)
The Hobbit Brigade 9-5-0 (5)
Daisy's Dukes 8-6-0 (7)
Heavily-Armed Lemurs 7-7-0
Matt's Man-Spiders 6-8-0
Gotham Knights 6-8-0

National Division

W'sOrNothing 10-4-0 (1)
Mindless Minions 8-6-0 (6)
Poeman's Cookies 8-6-0 (8)
Zaxby's Big Zax Snak 6-8-0
Regulators 5-9-0
Coastal Camel Toes 4-10-0
The Butterflies 3-11-0
Dickie Simpkins 3-11-0

Commentaries by fellow managers to follow...

Good luck to all the playoff teams...

Thanks for all the managers for another great year...

 

[Themanofbat]

And here are the playoff games for Week 15...

W'sOrNothing 10-4-0 (1) vs Poeman's Cookies 8-6-0 (8)
Alex's Warriors 10-4-0 (2) vs Daisy's Dukes 8-6-0 (7)
SF's Backstabbers 10-4-0 (3) vs Mindless Minions 8-6-0 (6)
The Pickled Peppers 9-5-0 (4) vs The Hobbit Brigade 9-5-0 (5)

W's beat the Cookies in Week 9, as did Alex against the Dukes.
The Backstabbers beat the Minions in Week 2, and the Hobbit Brigade beat the Peppers in Week 7.

The grudge matches have beenset... let the playoffs begin.

And hopefully we get some trash talk.

 

[Themanofbat]

Ok Hobbit... we're going to see WHY I'm the Commish of the A league, while you managed the one year bush league.

 

[wiegeabo]

I finally beat Matt!!!

But I sort of wish it had been during the playoffs You had me worried, Matt. Pretty much all my points came down to the two night games. Thought you were going to have me for another year.

 

[Poeman]

Ah man W'sorNothing was not the matchup I was looking for first round.

 

[Mee]

And hopefully we get some trash talk.

I'm gonna set my lineup so hard

 

[JewishHobbit]

Ok Hobbit... we're going to see WHY I'm the Commish of the A league, while you managed the one year bush league.

Oh, YOU own the Minions? They were so easy to beat the first time around that I didn't even bother to commit it to memory. Maybe you can put on your big kid pads this time around and do something noteworthy.

 

[Themanofbat]

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[Matt]

I finally beat Matt!!!

But I sort of wish it had been during the playoffs You had me worried, Matt. Pretty much all my points came down to the two night games. Thought you were going to have me for another year.

Haha, good game. Best of luck in the playoffs, my rival.

 

[Mee]

I own the Minions JewHob, and I'm gonna sock you right in the kisser

 

[JewishHobbit]

I own the Minions JewHob, and I'm gonna sock you right in the kisser

Oh, my bad. It's just that you're both so forgetable that one's as good as another

 

[ComicChick]

I own the Minions JewHob, and I'm gonna sock you right in the kisser

 

[bored]

*sigh* Back to my old status quo, on the outside looking in. THE LEMURS WILL RISE AGAIN!

 

[JewishHobbit]

Man, 4 1/2 minutes left in the Patriots/Brancos game and I'm only up by less than 12 points and MoB has a bunch of point makers still in play. This could be uncomfortably close.

 

[JewishHobbit]

A touchdown by any of MoB's people in this last two minutes will win him the game and it's entirely possible... biting nails here!

 

[Themanofbat]

Dammit... I should have started Crabtree instead of Garçon...

Good game JH... closest game in the playoffs so far...

Good luck the rest of the way...

 

[JewishHobbit]

WOOOOOOO!!!

Man, that was a good matchup. Good game Commish.

It's looking like we're losing our first expansion team this week with how far down Poeman is. SF's game is still up in the air.

 

[Spider-Fan]

Looks like the Backstabbers will be advancing

 

[bored]

*sigh* Week after I get eliminated and Drew Brees reigns down destruction...

 

[Themanofbat]

And here are the play off results from Week 15...

W'sOrNothing (1) crushed Poeman's Cookies (8) by the score of 143.08 to 103.31.
Alex's Warriors (2) cruised past Daisy's Dukes (7) by the score of 143.98 to 111.02.
SF's Backstabbers (3) beat out the Mindless Minions (6) by the score of 102.96 to 86.83.
The Hobbit Brigade 9-5-0 (5) became the only lower seeded to advance with a narrow 123.16 to 112.83 victory over The Pickled Peppers (4).

... and this sets up the following matches for Week 16...

W'sOrNothing 11-4-0 (1) vs The Hobbit Brigade 10-5-0 (5)
Alex's Warriors 11-4-0 (2) vs SF's Backstabbers 11-4-0 (3)

W's lost to the Hobbit Brigade way back in Week 1, as did the Backstabbers against Alex in Week 5.



In the consolation rounds... we have the following matches...

Daisy's Dukes 8-7-0 (7) vs Mindless Minions 8-7-0 (6)
The Pickled Peppers 9-6-0 (4) vs Poeman's Cookies 8-7-0 (8)

The Dukes beat the Minions in Week 6, and the Cookies beat the Peppers in Week 8.

The grudge matches have been set... let the march to the SHHFFL Super Bowl continue...

And hopefully we get some "better" trash talk this week....

 

[Themanofbat]

Cookies, I'm going to whip your buttered ass so much, you're going to wish you were a salty snack...